What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?